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Unusual Pumpkins: Exploring the Weird & Wonderful

By Joseph Davis
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Believe it or not, pumpkins aren't just your average, perfectly round fall decorations. Some farmers grow pumpkins that are anything but ordinary, with shapes and sizes that defy our expectations. Welcome to the world of weird pumpkins, where nature's quirkiness is celebrated in all its gourd-y glory.

These pumpkins come in a wide variety of shapes, sizes, and colors, challenging the conventional image of the classic orange, round pumpkin. But what makes these pumpkins so unique, and where can you find them? Let's dive into the curious world of weird pumpkins.

Nature's Shaped by Hand

One of the most fascinating aspects of weird pumpkins is their unique shapes, which range from lumpy and warty to long and skinny. These artistic gourds are a result of natural genetic variations and are often grown by farmers who specialize in heirloom and unusual vegetable varieties.

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a close up of a pumpkin with a face on it and a minion in the background
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These shapes aren't just visually appealing; they're also a testament to the remarkable diversity found in the plant kingdom. Each weird pumpkin is a unique expression of what happens when nature takes the reins, and that's a beautiful thing to behold.

Lumpy and Warty Pumpkins

Some of the weirdest pumpkins out there are the lumpy and warty varieties. These pumpkins have bumps, lumps, and wrinkles that give them a unique, otherworldly appearance. The Blue Schwarzenegger pumpkin, for instance, has a bumpy,\subsection{skuzzy exterior that's reminiscent of an alien egg.

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four pumpkins with their mouths open and faces carved to look like they have teeth
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Goofy ah pumpkin
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What do I do with giant pumpkins?!

Another warty pumpkin is the Knucklehead, which has a thick, warty rind with lines that resemble knuckles. These lumpy pumpkins add a touch of whimsy and curiosity to any display, making them a hit at festivals and fall events.

Elongated and Skinny Pumpkins

Not all weird pumpkins are lumpy and warty. Some are unusual because of their shape. Take the Long Island Cheese pumpkin, for example. This variety grows to be incredibly large—up to 300 pounds—and has a flat, round shape that resembles a wheel of cheese. It's no wonder this pumpkin has a name that's both descriptive and tasty!

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Then there are the elongated pumpkins, like the Jarrahdale. This smooth, blue-grey pumpkin has an unusual, teardrop shape and grows to be quite long, sometimes up to a foot in length. Its unique shape makes it a standout in any autumn display.

a toilet paper roll with a pumpkin face on it is laying on the ground next to a fire hydrant
a toilet paper roll with a pumpkin face on it is laying on the ground next to a fire hydrant
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pumpkin
a carved pumpkin with two hands and legs on it's head, sitting on top of a white piece of paper in the grass
a carved pumpkin with two hands and legs on it's head, sitting on top of a white piece of paper in the grass
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a pumpkin with its mouth open sitting on the ground
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dumb pumpkin
Carving by Pat Harrison, aka the Lord of the Gourd
Carving by Pat Harrison, aka the Lord of the Gourd

Autumn's Rainbow

Weird pumpkins aren't just wacky in shape; they're also incredibly diverse in color. While we're used to seeing orange pumpkins, weird pumpkins come in a wide range of hues, including shades of green, blue, white, and even pink.

Take the Fairy Tale pumpkin, for instance. This variety has a unique, smoky-grey color and distinctive ribbing that makes it look like something out of a fairy tale. Or consider the Crimson Sweet, a sweet, red-fleshed variety that turns a charming shade of pink when ripe. These colorful pumpkins add a vibrant pop to any fall scene.

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Green Pumpkins

Yes, you read that right—green pumpkins are a thing! While many green pumpkins are simply unripe oranges, some varieties are naturally green. The cucurbita maximus species includes a number of green varieties, like the Australian Butter. This sweet, pale green pumpkin is a favorite for pumpkin pie, thanks to its sweet, creamy flesh.

three pumpkin heads stacked on top of each other
three pumpkin heads stacked on top of each other

Another green variety is the Marrone di Rose, a deep, rich green Italian heirloom with orange, red, and green streaks running through its flesh. This beautiful pumpkin is valued for its unique flavor and stunning appearance.

Blue Pumpkins

Blue pumpkins might look like something from another planet, but they're actually quite common in some parts of the world. The Mostrozza Blue pumpkin, for instance, is a striking, dark blue variety grown in Italy. Its unique color comes from a pigment called anthocyanin, which is also found in blueberries and blackberries.

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TheBlue Dolphin pumpkin is another eye-catching blue variety. This Australian heirloom has a teardrop shape and a smooth, pale blue exterior. While these blue pumpkins might look a bit unusual, they're just as delicious as their more commonly seen orange counterparts.

From lumpy and warty to elongated and colorful, weird pumpkins are a celebration of nature's diversity. So this fall, keep an eye out for these unique gourds—they just might inspire you to embrace your own weirdness. Happy pumpkin hunting!

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